The Sentence Game! ft. Kairyuu

Me: We can play a sentence finishing game if you're up for it 11:09 AM

Kairyuu: Sure, you start :3 11:11 AM

Me: I found a 11:11 AM

Kairyuu: ...dog in the garbage. (lol idk) 11:12 AM

Me: Lmaoo xD 11:12 AM

Me: Your turn 11:13 AM

Kairyuu: The dog looked like... 11:13 AM

Me: ..it was on drugs 11:14 AM

Kairyuu: Omfg xDD 11:15 AM

Kairyuu: Your tuuurn 11:16 AM

Me: He looked at me like.. 11:17 AM

Kairyuu: ..he was about to ask me for drug money 11:18 AM

Me: LOL 11:18 AM

Kairyuu: He squinted really hard and opened his mouth to say... 11:20 AM

Me: "THIS IS NOT WHERE I PUT MY CIGARETTES" 11:21 AM

Kairyuu: XDD 11:21 AM

Me: I nearly fell down after he.. 11:22 AM

Kairyuu: ...lunged at me, screeching, "YOU MUST HAVE STOLEN THEM!! GIVE THEM BACK!!!" 11:23 AM

Kairyuu: The dog fell out of the trash can and started to... 11:24 AM

Me: XD 11:25 AM

Me: Sniff every single pocket 11:27 AM

Me: The thing that freaked me out the most was.. 11:28 AM

Kairyuu: ...when he breathed in my face, it smelled like dog shit!!! 11:29 AM

Me: Rofl 11:31 AM

Kairyuu: He licked my face and I... 11:31 AM

Me: Shoved him off as if he were a bomb 11:32 AM

Me: After taking a moment to understand the situation, I suddenly realized... 11:34 AM

Kairyuu: ...I had to get the fuck outta here 11:34 AM

Me: Hahahaha xD 11:35 AM

Kairyuu: That was when I... 11:36 AM

Me: Had ran the fastest in my life. 11:37 AM

Me: Little did I know, once I made it home. .. 11:38 AM

Kairyuu: ...the dog was living with me this whole time!! 11:40 AM

Me: dat plot twist 11:41 AM

Kairyuu: I started crying right then and there, and the dog... 11:41 AM

Me: Said to me, "Where's my cigs, hoe" 11:42 AM

Me: I started to laugh a little when he... 11:44 AM

Kairyuu: ...began to sniff my crotch (lmao) 11:45 AM

Me: (Omg lmao) 11:46 AM